1. fernwah:

this would make everyone shut up 

    fernwah:

    this would make everyone shut up 

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  2. JUST A REMINDER

Friday, I’ll pick the random winner of the contest!  Make sure to give a shoutout and tag me to enter!  You guys have 2 more days.  Good luck❤

    JUST A REMINDER

    Friday, I’ll pick the random winner of the contest! Make sure to give a shoutout and tag me to enter! You guys have 2 more days. Good luck❤

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  3. sh4ne:

    paceboy:

    sh4ne:

    caraknightley:

    nice text post where’d you get it the toilet store

    Why would a toilet store sell text posts?? That doesn’t seem like a very lucrative good to sell at a toilet store…….. 

    shane i’m gonna fill a pillowcase full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you with it

    maybe you can buy the pillowcase and the soap at the toilet store now that they’ve expanded their merchandise offerings

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  4. iguanamouth:

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  5. ninjapoptart83:

    me in english class like:

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  8. 2srooky:

    pamela-susan-morrison:

    spicyblaine:

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    I literally just woke up thank you for this

    One time right after my alarm went off for school a random number I didn’t know called me and I answered and this played and then they hung up and I had a great day.

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  10. hisspecialone:

babysubmissive:

daddysdirtylittleprincessxx:

ichwilljeden:

I have 3 of these for my little and I. I can’t wait to make her lunch/breakfast, etc.

Want want want!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!

Super adorable and cute.

    hisspecialone:

    babysubmissive:

    daddysdirtylittleprincessxx:

    ichwilljeden:

    I have 3 of these for my little and I. I can’t wait to make her lunch/breakfast, etc.

    Want want want!!!

    !!!!!!!!!!!!

    Super adorable and cute.

    (via emabeecalvo)

    2 days ago  /  4,651 notes  /  Source: iblogforfood

  11. st-lilly:

tastyhumanburgers:

Can somebody explain this shirt to me like I just bought it and I like it but it’s not like any other green day shirts I have I can’t even tell what era it is

Idk but I want it

    st-lilly:

    tastyhumanburgers:

    Can somebody explain this shirt to me like I just bought it and I like it but it’s not like any other green day shirts I have I can’t even tell what era it is

    Idk but I want it

    (via dirntbag)

    2 days ago  /  283 notes  /  Source: tastyhumanburgers

  12. chitzybitch:

    ridge:

    me as a parent 

    Flawless

    (via joshpeck)

    2 days ago  /  179,601 notes  /  Source: ridge

  13. spreaditlikeavirus:

    afgaganistan:

    flipping your pillow over to the cold side

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    Biting your pillow as your ass is being rammed.

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    (via moonemojii)

    2 days ago  /  146,912 notes

  14. humancomputer:

If you need me I’ll be in the bath watching lava on my television

    humancomputer:

    If you need me I’ll be in the bath watching lava on my television

    (via joshpeck)

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