1. gnny:

    are you ever looking at weird stuff on the internet and ur paranoid its going to end up on facebook somehow because facebook is connected to like everything

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  2. sapphicscience:

    this is a good time to note that if you don’t think trans women are women i’d like you to get the fuck away from my blog

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  3. bandsareprettyrad:

    If you ever feel bad just remeber there is a gif of me floating around tumblr of when I was 8 and I sat on the escalator and knocked down a table of jewelry at macys

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  5. dongstomper69:


stunningpicture:

Creative kid. More creative mom.

fucking idiot got owned

    dongstomper69:

    stunningpicture:

    Creative kid. More creative mom.

    fucking idiot got owned

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  6. partybarackisinthehousetonight:

    pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood

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  7. carafrightley:

    i havent taken a good selfie since 1935

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  8. kanyewestevil:

    WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS

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  9. Baby: m..m..m-

    Mother: memes?

    Baby: mama

    Mother:

    Mother: that's not gonna get me any notes you little disappointment

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  10. seiilmiorifugio:

Wow

    seiilmiorifugio:

    Wow

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  11. herestoallgodsloserz:

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    joshvongrimm:

    petition for my favourite band to play every song they ever wrote in one gig no matter how long it takes

    fun fact: if Green Day did that, it would take over 9 hours

    That’s fine a 9 hour green day gig would be great

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  15. acidpunch:

    still laughing about yesterday during gender/sexuality studies class when our professor had everyone chant “VAGINA! PENIS! VAGINA!” a few times to make us more comfortable with saying those terms

    and this girl just stands up slowly and says “…this… this isn’t math class…”

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