1. lalalafrickyou:

    bloody-nips:

    i’m watching Extreme Couponing and i just saw a woman rack up a charge of over $1000 and then her coupon game was so fucking raw by the end of it the store owed her $8. what the fuck

    “her coupon game was so fuckin raw” is basically the best string of words ever concocted

    (via tre-cool-swallows)

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  2. phemiec:

    I’m so impressed by girls who can put together a really cute outfit and do their hair and makeup really nice every single day like if I manage to shower and eat breakfast it’s a damn victory

    (via wholetjackdrive)

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  3. 
brokendildo:

my friends cat had surgery and now he has no pants

    brokendildo:

    my friends cat had surgery and now he has no pants

    (via toocooltobehipster)

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  4. me: what are taxes and how do I pay them?

    school system: worry not

    school system: mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

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  5. littlefoxylove:

rainnecassidy:

seravilohxela:

shamelesslyunladylike:

lesradicalfeminisms:

tumbling-torterra:

a-strawbarry:

houseofheavy:

etspiritusvitae:

the female body is hardcore as fuck. 

Yes is it.

so is the male body
it’s sad to see so many people like this on this website


OP is praising the fact that women hold a fucking infant in their belly the size of a ribcage, get the fuck over yourself for 3.5 seconds.

*~*~follow for more fragile male ego~*~*

The male body is more susceptible to hereditary diseases because of their lack of a second X chromosome. Their testosterone production ages them faster and causes them to die sooner. Their center of gravity is higher because of their tiny little hips and overgrown shoulders, making them easier to topple. Their gonads are placed outside of the body, in a very vulnerable position, because they do not function properly if they get a little bit warmer than usual. They have non-functional nipples, but still enough breast tissue to get cancer.The male body is not hardcore. The male body is to the female body what a shoddy, unstable mod is to a well-estabilished piece of software. Sit the fuck down. And try to not crush your fragile pathetic outside gonads when you do it.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

pwnt

ooooh….

    littlefoxylove:

    rainnecassidy:

    seravilohxela:

    shamelesslyunladylike:

    lesradicalfeminisms:

    tumbling-torterra:

    a-strawbarry:

    houseofheavy:

    etspiritusvitae:

    the female body is hardcore as fuck. 

    Yes is it.

    so is the male body

    it’s sad to see so many people like this on this website

    OP is praising the fact that women hold a fucking infant in their belly the size of a ribcage, get the fuck over yourself for 3.5 seconds.

    *~*~follow for more fragile male ego~*~*

    The male body is more susceptible to hereditary diseases because of their lack of a second X chromosome. Their testosterone production ages them faster and causes them to die sooner. Their center of gravity is higher because of their tiny little hips and overgrown shoulders, making them easier to topple. Their gonads are placed outside of the body, in a very vulnerable position, because they do not function properly if they get a little bit warmer than usual. They have non-functional nipples, but still enough breast tissue to get cancer.

    The male body is not hardcore. The male body is to the female body what a shoddy, unstable mod is to a well-estabilished piece of software. Sit the fuck down. And try to not crush your fragile pathetic outside gonads when you do it.

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    pwnt

    ooooh….

    (via emabeecalvo)

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  6. shreksforthememories:

welcometothe1jungle:

Ken Doll Prison Shank, taken off a prisoner in a London Metropolitan Police station in 2013.

    shreksforthememories:

    welcometothe1jungle:

    Ken Doll Prison Shank, taken off a prisoner in a London Metropolitan Police station in 2013.

    (via emabeecalvo)

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  8. muscleluvr2:

    oh youre a son? name 5 of your parents

    (via emabeecalvo)

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  9. chamelion-circuit:

foreverweddings:

 Because big, bulky boxes are not obvious at all. 

This is super smart

    chamelion-circuit:

    foreverweddings:

     Because big, bulky boxes are not obvious at all. 

    This is super smart

    (via emabeecalvo)

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  10. thylaed:

    shout out to people who are scared to call others out, whose hands shake when they try to explain what’s wrong, whose throats threaten to close up with thoughts of ‘what if i’m just overreacting’, whose hearts are pounding out of their chests because they just stuck their necks out for their beliefs, who have lost friends and respect and safety for aligning themselves with causes

    (via emabeecalvo)

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  12. gagallifrey:

    katyhudsson:

    mermaidhotel:

    undeadthug:

    secret-deluxe:

    me:

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    (via ournameisfuckyou)

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  13. I cannot believe I’ll be in art school this time next year…Just have to decide on one lol.  Anyone have suggestions?  Preferrably the PA/MD area.❤

    I cannot believe I’ll be in art school this time next year…Just have to decide on one lol. Anyone have suggestions? Preferrably the PA/MD area.❤

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  15. tornrnypickles:

    Freak people out in public restrooms by saying “come in” when they knock on the stall door

    (via andrewhurleys)

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